Did Fr. John Zuhlsdorf Accidentally Shoot Himself While Saying Latin Mass?

Fr Z about to fly in the Habitat of Demons in the Darksome Atmosphere as a cripple...

But Father! But Father! What's it feel like to get shot?

In Fr Z's own words....

"I hurt all over.  I feel rather as if I were hit by a motorcycle...." Source

What is more embarrassing for Fr. Z?

Getting hit by a motorcycle?

OR

Accidentally shooting himself while saying Latin Mass?

As everyone knows - Fr Z. loves his guns.

We also know that Fr. Z. likes to wear several firearms underneath his vestments while saying the Latin Mass.

So the question is - did Fr. Z really shoot himself while saying Mass?

And just maybe Fr. Z lied to all of his followers to save himself some embarrassment.

What's it like to accidentally shoot yourself......