What A New Mass Goer Does At 5AM On A Sunday Morning Before Going To The Stripped And Barren New Mass.....

"Shortly before 5am on a Sunday, I pulled into a gas station in West Hollywood and found this man mid-freakout. Perched on a DoucheDeck/FootFedora/"Hoverboard", he proceeded to spend the next five minutes attempting to buy Tostitos, Pop Tarts, and spaghetti while being THE WORST to the cashier." Live Leak